Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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