I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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