Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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