So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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