why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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