This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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