I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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