Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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