I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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