I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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