i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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