We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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I just found puke in my bra..
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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