Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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