Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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