So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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