Christians are straight up FREAKS
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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