I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
No subtext here. People are naked.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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