When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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