Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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