it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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