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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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