Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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