think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
