I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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