she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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