I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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