dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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