I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Randomize
