nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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