I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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