i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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