you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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