Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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