It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
They took my balls.
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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