But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
you never un-have a 4some
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