If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Randomize
