He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Come on in and take your pants off
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