Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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