I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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