she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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