Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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