My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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