do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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