Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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