just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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