Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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