Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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