I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
