every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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