But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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