Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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