I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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