check it out our google latitudes are spooning
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she peed on how many people?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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