very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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