i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Bring me that man meat
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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