So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
The air taste purple.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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